The second star to the right~

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.


arthur-recaps:

me when i diet


tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you


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"I was thinking about how your name sounds with my last name on the end of it."

I haven’t let myself think about marriage in years. I had even gone so far as to make claim that I don’t want marriage. That I don’t want to ever be in a commitment that I am legally bound to. I haven’t even met anyone in several years that I’ve even considered marrying, but DJ came around and he changed all that.

I have forced myself not to fancy the idea of marrying him. Even when I would make jokes and tease him about our wedding or our kids, I refused to take myself seriously. But after last night, and the night before, I realized I’d been hoping for forever this entire time.

I want to be with him until our lease is up at this place. Then, after that I want to be with him until the lease after that, and then again after that one. I want him to be with me when I buy my first car, and when I go sign up for school. I want to take him to family functions, weddings, funerals, birthday parties and my high school reunion. I want to fall in love with him again every day for the rest of our life.

So, it’s only natural that I would want his ring on my finger, and his last name. And I have never wanted anything more in my life.

But I have this clench in my gut every time I think about it that keeps telling me, ‘it’s not going to happen,’ and It’s a fear that brings my mood way down anytime I think about it. I hate the way I don’t think I deserve happiness, that I can’t blindly put my faith in someone I love because I believe that eventually he’ll lose interest, or get sick of me, or I’ll make him so mad he leaves me. It is these fears that hold me back from fully believing that he and I are going to be together for as long as I want to be.

Then on top of that, I’m worried that I will lose interest in him like I did Jesse and Andrew and Chris and Zach and everyone I have ever dated because they just didn’t amuse me or stimulate me or I just quit desiring them.

But god help me if DJ isn’t the best thing that has ever walked into my life. He is the sexiest person I have ever been interested in, like for godsake we’ve had sex nearly every day for almost two months and I still want him every single day. I constantly have to be touching him. Kissing him. Holding him. He is everything to me, and I have never felt this way before.

So back to the subject at hand: I want a life with him. I don’t want a “my life” that isn’t synonymous with “our life.” I want to be a part of his family, for real, and I want him to be a part of mine. I want to be the couple that everyone looks at like, “wow, they’ve been together forever, and they’re still so in love.” I want to be together so long we forget our exes and our heartbreaks and any memory that doesn’t involve each other. I want to stand facing him, our hands together, with makeup streaming down my face as I choke out “I do.”

I want him. Forever. And I’m going to live every day like I’m trying to make him want that too.

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#dj

new phone numberrrr

im bored 24/7 and i have a new phone and i need texting friends 803 487 0337 tell me your url pls




lunalovelight:

“My readers have to work with me to create the experience. They have to bring their imaginations to the story. No one sees a book in the same way, no one sees the characters the same way. As a reader you imagine them in your own mind. So, together, as author and reader, we have both created the story.” 
Happy Birthday J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter! 

lunalovelight:

“My readers have to work with me to create the experience. They have to bring their imaginations to the story. No one sees a book in the same way, no one sees the characters the same way. As a reader you imagine them in your own mind. So, together, as author and reader, we have both created the story.” 

Happy Birthday J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter!